The Tease!!

Well, I have been fooled once again! I sure am having contractions, and they are coming every 5 - 10 minutes apart, and they are lasting at least a minute. One even lasted about 10 minutes, as long as it took us to get to town. They hooked me up to the fetal monitor, and she is having a MAJOR party in there, and her little heart rate was zooming along at 157 bpm, BUT . . . she's still teasing since there is still no dilation. She is a TOTAL TEASE (can't imagine who she got that from). So, they sent me home and told me to rest up and meet with my regular doctor in the morning. Oh, yeah, like that is going to motivate this little devil (hey, I mean that in a GOOD way)!

At this rate, Sprout is just comfy in there, and I bet she doesn't out her ornery little self 'til LABOR DAY (ar ar, I made a funny).

It's over 90 degrees today, and the air quality is very poor. I've had it, and I am gonna go take a nap. Ugh.