HEAD-ON!

My GOD! Is it just me? Am I permanently CRANKY - or is that commercial the SINGLEMOST annoying, HEAD-SPLITTING, crappy piece of product advertisement to have EVER hit the airwaves - in the history of radio, TV, alien inter-galactic microwaves, or what?

I WILL NOT... EVER... buy a product that CAUSES the SYMPTOM for which it proposes to cure! Even writing about that IDIOTIC commercial gives it more attention than it deserves.

I HATE HEAD-ON advertisements, and I would rather KEEP my headache for DAYS - WEEKS - MONTHS - OR YEEEEEEEEEAAARRS... than to EVER EVER purchase their product!!

HEAD-ON: FIRE YOUR AD DIRECTOR!!

HEAD-ON STOCKHOLDERS: You APPROVED that ad campaign? How is that working for you - knowing that you will NEVER get any of MY money?

FCC: Can't you TERMINATE that crap? Andrew Dice Clay and Howard Stern were BANNED from the airwaves... and THIS CRAP is ok?

ADELPHIA/ALL OTHER CABLE PROVIDERS: Are you THAT DESPARATE for ad dollars?

*MUTE SWITCH* I LOVE YOU!!!!!